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Post by Deleted on Dec 2, 2015 23:05:23 GMT
What do you call a long line of people at the barber's shop? A barbe-que!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 3, 2015 20:19:27 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Dec 3, 2015 22:05:35 GMT
“What kind of shoes do spies wear?”
"Sneakers."
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Post by Basil on Dec 4, 2015 11:06:58 GMT
I'm ashamed that it took me several minutes to get the joke.  |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 4, 2015 11:08:29 GMT
I'm ashamed that it took me several minutes to get the joke. It was the same for me. Which is why I thought it'd be particularly fun for this thread. Because it's so lame that you think it would be cleverer at first and you have to realize, nope, it's really just that stupid. |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 4, 2015 15:47:59 GMT
What did one ocean say to the other?
Nothing they just waved.
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Post by day dreamer on Dec 4, 2015 16:36:37 GMT
Two muffins are baking in an oven. Muffin 1 says "Man, it's hot in here." Muffin 2 says "Holy shit, a talking muffin!"
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Post by Deleted on Dec 4, 2015 17:30:43 GMT
What did the traffic light say to the car?
Don't look, I'm changing!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 5, 2015 10:57:26 GMT
My dad today:
Why are they all mail boxes? Where are the female boxes?
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Post by day dreamer on Dec 12, 2015 19:54:00 GMT
Knock knock joke my kid told me this morning - I think it was disguised as a PA attempt of telling me what he wanted for breakfast.
Son: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
Son: Oatmeal.
Me: Oat-
Son: NOM NOM NOM NOM
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Post by 7timesdamnedshewolf on Dec 16, 2015 6:28:46 GMT
Does the five second rule apply to soup? Please hurry.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 16, 2015 23:33:22 GMT
Does the five second rule apply to soup? Please hurry.  |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 17, 2015 11:43:49 GMT
I went to the zoo the other day, it was empty except for a single dog....
it was a Shih Tzu
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Post by breakfest on Dec 17, 2015 13:10:07 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Dec 17, 2015 20:41:32 GMT
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Post by Mecha-StannisForever on Jun 9, 2016 2:50:30 GMT
What do you call a good Michael Bay movie?
Non-existent
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Post by Deleted on Jun 9, 2016 5:09:59 GMT
omg i forgot this thread |
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Post by Mecha-StannisForever on Jun 16, 2016 3:23:50 GMT
A schizophrenic walks into restaurant by himself. He walks up to the doorman and says "Table for two please."
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