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Post by Madeleine on Jan 29, 2016 22:36:34 GMT
For me, its the Grand Northern Conspiracy.
Like, it literally believes Stoneheart of all people would want to make Jon king. Plus, it has a vulgar understanding of the Night's Watch vows (the punishment for desertion is death, is heavily frowned upon) and what they meant to Jon. And the reason alot of Riverlands houses supported Robb was because of his Tully blood- and that in terms of succession to Riverrun- Jon has no claim whatsoever. Don't get me started on warping Wyman's line about Rickon.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 30, 2016 1:38:31 GMT
Jon riding Drogon
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Post by barristanwhitebeard on Jan 30, 2016 2:10:08 GMT
I hate most "identity changes" theories, like Daario=Euron or Howland Reed=High Sparrow, just because they are plain silly. And I really dislike the Sansa/Sandor shipping. Just no...
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Post by Deleted on Jan 30, 2016 2:46:35 GMT
I hate the theory that Tyrion is Dany's baby.  |
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Post by Basil on Jan 30, 2016 2:56:27 GMT
I don't like the countless "character x is a secret Targ"-theories. Imo Jon is the only secret Targ there is.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 30, 2016 2:58:46 GMT
I actually like A+J=T. If he's one of the 3 heads of the dragon it would make sense.
Jaime and Tyrion having killed eachother's father's would be a cool twist too.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 30, 2016 3:09:15 GMT
I hate the theory that Tyrion is Dany's baby. What the fuck. How does that even make sense? |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 30, 2016 3:10:13 GMT
Fuck those people who think that. Drogon belongs to Dany. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 30, 2016 11:11:15 GMT
I hate the theory that Tyrion is Dany's baby. What the fuck. How does that even make sense? It's clearly a case of fetus time travel. Duh. Do you even ASOIAF reddit?  |
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Post by Admin on Jan 30, 2016 14:22:17 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Jan 30, 2016 14:53:17 GMT
Jon/Dany/any character alone will save the day.
Also the quite common one that states that the WW are mindless generic fantasy demons.
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Post by breakfest on Jan 30, 2016 14:55:05 GMT
I hate the theory that Tyrion is Dany's baby. To be fair that one is so dumb in such a self-aware way that it's kinda funny. |
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Post by day dreamer on Jan 30, 2016 15:16:49 GMT
Any secret Targ theory, especially Tyrion being one.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 30, 2016 15:20:17 GMT
I can't wait to laugh at all of you when Tyrion is revealed to be a Targ.  |
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Post by MarcusAntonius on Jan 30, 2016 15:24:33 GMT
I can't wait to laugh at all of you when Tyrion is revealed to be a Targ. Grrrr I wouldn't hate it thaaaat much if he doesn't ride a dragon. That would just be the worst |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 30, 2016 15:27:04 GMT
I always hated any theory that put Jon and Dany at odds instead of on the same page. But the way they keep insisting JON IS DEAD, and some other things that have been said, like when GRRM said that Stoneheart shows us what happens to the soul of a person who dies a hateful, violent death make me worry that it's really gonna happen that way. Ice Jon vs. Fire Dany.
Unsure at this point whether I hate the theory.
Maybe they will be at odds until he discovers his true parentage. *shrugs*
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Post by Deleted on Jan 30, 2016 18:45:23 GMT
I always hated any theory that put Jon and Dany at odds instead of on the same page. But the way they keep insisting JON IS DEAD, and some other things that have been said, like when GRRM said that Stoneheart shows us what happens to the soul of a person who dies a hateful, violent death make me worry that it's really gonna happen that way. Ice Jon vs. Fire Dany. Unsure at this point whether I hate the theory. Maybe they will be at odds until he discovers his true parentage. *shrugs* I always thought they would be at odds against each other. I like this more tbh: White Walkers vs Dany with Jon being the negotiator between. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 30, 2016 21:30:13 GMT
Everyone's a secret someone else or someone's bastard. Nobody is who they seem; especially everyone who seems exactly like they seem.  In general I'm just sick of theories. Even the ones I believe, I'm sick of. This fandom's gotten to a place where there's so much uncertainty as to when TWOW and ADOSA will come out that people just come up with ghoulish, outlandish shit because they have to worry about the stuff being disproved anytime soon. And on top of that a lot of people have contented themselves just with reading the theories, knowing similarly that the wait for the books will be a LONG one. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 30, 2016 21:34:50 GMT
I can't wait to laugh at all of you when Tyrion is revealed to be a Targ. Waiting for this day like  |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 30, 2016 23:20:48 GMT
I can't wait to laugh at all of you when Tyrion is revealed to be a Targ. Waiting for this day like  We'll see about that. |
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