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Post by Deleted on Jun 25, 2015 19:48:29 GMT
Credits go to Nezzer for inventing this epic name for this epic event. It will happen. In the otherside in the fight will be House Bolton, led by Roose Bolton and Ramsay. The battle's outcome will depend if Ramsay is shirtless or not. Opposing the Boltons we'll have either Mentally Incapacitated Show!LF and Knights of the Vale, the northern lords, White Walkers or UnJon. SNOWBOWL!!!112!½!! will be epic and you will be maimed if you don't think it will happen. Only thing in the entire series that will outrun SNOWBOWL!!!!'s epicness is CLEGANEBOWL!!!! This enormously epic event will happen in George R.R. Martin's book series A Song of Ice and Fire's sixth installment, The Winds of Winter. It will also be depicted on screen in HBO's TV series Game of Thrones' Season 6 midseason. The whole episode will be devoted to SNOWBOWL!!!!! and everyone will be present from Roose to Ramsay, Sansa to Theon, Littlefinger to Wyman Manderly, Greatjon to Jon Snow and from the Night's King to Stannis. Let the hype for SNOWBOWL!!!! begin. SNOWBOWL!!! GET HYPE!!!! |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 25, 2015 19:58:55 GMT
WHO WILL TRIUMPH?
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Post by Nezzer on Jun 25, 2015 20:00:26 GMT
Jon Snow vs. Ramsay Snow
Killed a white walker x Defeated the Mannis
Has Valyrian steel sword x Has no Valyrian steel
Has only Edd x Has twenty good men and three hounds
Defeated the wildlings x Defeated the Ironborn while SHIRTLESS
Banged a random wildling x Banged Jon's own sister (HA!)
Bastard x Ex-Bastard
Who lives? Who dies?
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Post by Deleted on Jun 25, 2015 20:00:26 GMT
#stannisisalive
#jonvsramsay
#rooseisanother
#freypies
#kotv
#littlefigner
#batman
#snowbowl
#gethype
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Post by Deleted on Jun 25, 2015 20:01:45 GMT
Jon Snow vs. Ramsay Snow Killed a white walker x Defeated the Mannis Has Valyrian steel sword x Has no Valyrian steel Has only Edd x Has twenty good men and three hounds Defeated the wildlings x Defeated the Ironborn while SHIRTLESS Banged a random wildling x Banged Jon's own sister (HA!) Bastard x Ex-Bastard Who lives? Who dies? We should also add that Jon's dad died for his stupidness. Roose is still alive. Plus he's a White Walker. |
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Post by Nezzer on Jun 25, 2015 20:06:54 GMT
Jon Snow vs. Ramsay Snow Killed a white walker x Defeated the Mannis Has Valyrian steel sword x Has no Valyrian steel Has only Edd x Has twenty good men and three hounds Defeated the wildlings x Defeated the Ironborn while SHIRTLESS Banged a random wildling x Banged Jon's own sister (HA!) Bastard x Ex-Bastard Who lives? Who dies? We should also add that Jon's dad died for his stupidness. Roose is still alive. Plus he's a White Walker.  |
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Post by Nezzer on Jun 25, 2015 20:07:41 GMT
In all seriousness, I think this has a better chance of happening than CLEGANEBOWL.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 25, 2015 20:11:59 GMT
Jon Snow vs. Ramsay Snow Killed a white walker x Defeated the Mannis Has Valyrian steel sword x Has no Valyrian steel Has only Edd x Has twenty good men and three hounds Defeated the wildlings x Defeated the Ironborn while SHIRTLESS Banged a random wildling x Banged Jon's own sister (HA!) Bastard x Ex-Bastard Who lives? Who dies? I laughed way to hard at this.  |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 25, 2015 20:12:55 GMT
In all seriousness, I think this has a better chance of happening than CLEGANEBOWL. Maybe CLEGANEBOWL!!!! doesn't happen in Cersei's trial of combat, but instead they borrow LF's teleporting device to Winterfell and we get combination of SNOWBOWL!!!! and CLEGANEBOWL!!!!. Now I have 6 theories I hope know are true: 1) SNOWBOWL!!!! 2) CLEGANEBOWL!!!! 3) Roose is an Other 4) Jaime is Cersei's valonqar 5) Red Wedding 2.0. 6) Urine Euron molested Damphair |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 25, 2015 20:13:06 GMT
oh god, Hero Jon Snow saving the day?  |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 25, 2015 20:14:23 GMT
DURING THIS EPIC EVENT WE WILL GET AN EPIC SOUNDTRACK: COMBINATION OF THEMES OF THE BOLTONS, THE NIGHT'S WATCH, WHITE WALKERS, STANNIS THE MANNIS, LITTLEFINGER, THE STARKS AND THE VALE FORCES!!!!
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Post by Deleted on Jun 25, 2015 20:15:58 GMT
oh god, Hero Jon Snow saving the day? NO! THIS EVENT WILL CONSIST OF EVERYONE CLASHING IN AN EPIC FIGHT IN THE SNOW! WE DON'T KNOW WHICH ONE WILL TRIUMPH. LET IT BE RAMSAY BOLTON OR JON SNOW. BUT ONE THING IS SURE: JON WILL ONLY BE RESURRECTED FOR THIS EPIC EVENT. (my capslock is stuck on when discussing SNOWBOWL) |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 25, 2015 20:16:03 GMT
WE ALL READY HAVE CLEGANEBOWL, IS TOO MUCH HYPE!  |
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Post by Nezzer on Jun 25, 2015 20:18:23 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Jun 25, 2015 20:22:49 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Jun 25, 2015 20:24:41 GMT
GAME OF THRONES | SEASON 6 | EPISODE 6 | SNOWBOWL!!!!!
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Post by Nezzer on Jun 25, 2015 20:30:46 GMT
GAME OF THRONES | SEASON 6 | EPISODE 6 | SNOWBOWL!!!!! I was going to say episode 9, but then I remembered that episode 9 is reserved for CLEGANEBOWL. Let's be honest, this bowl is no match for the CLEGANEBOWL. |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 25, 2015 20:39:48 GMT
GAME OF THRONES | SEASON 6 | EPISODE 6 | SNOWBOWL!!!!! I was going to say episode 9, but then I remembered that episode 9 is reserved for CLEGANEBOWL. Let's be honest, this bowl is no match for the CLEGANEBOWL. True. Stars will die, gods will collapse and mountains will turn to dust when CLEGANEBOWL happens. |
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Post by freeparking on Jun 25, 2015 20:49:41 GMT
Jon Snow vs. Ramsay Snow Killed a white walker x Defeated the Mannis Has Valyrian steel sword x Has no Valyrian steel Has only Edd x Has twenty good men and three hounds Defeated the wildlings x Defeated the Ironborn while SHIRTLESS Banged a random wildling x Banged Jon's own sister (HA!) Bastard x Ex-Bastard Who lives? Who dies? We should also add that Jon's dad died for his stupidness. Roose is still alive. Plus he's a White Walker. I was thinking the other day how the Boltons are the evil Starks. Think about it. There are a lot of similarities and contrasts between the two. Ned had a good friend (Robert) who brought him into a bad situation, his friend died and then Ned died. Roose had a non-friend (Robb, similarly named) who brought him into a bad situation, he killed his non-friend and he is still alive. Ned never told Jon Snow about his mother, which probably reveals about how much of a special snowflake Jon is. Jon dies. Roose tells Ramsay about his mother, which reveals how utterly common he is. Ramsay lives. Ned seems to appreciate Jon and includes him as part of the family. Roose has no choice; Ramsay is all he has...for now. Ned lets Cat treat Jon like the biggest third wheel ever, because of her irrational fear that Jon will try to usurp her own kids. Roose makes sure Ramsay is nice to Walda despite the fact that Walda's kid could be a threat to Ramsay. Jon may be the product of rape (probably not). Ramsay most certainly is. Jon lived a life of privilege. Ramsay had to climb the latter. (Okay, this is bookRamsay. Sue me!) Jon has a sword with his sigil on it given to him by a father figure. Ramsay's father figure (and real father) has his own flayed man sword and shows no interest in giving it to Ramsay. Ned married a beautiful woman from the Riverlands for political reasons. He grew to love her. Roose married a BBW from the Riverlands for political reasons. They have great sex. (again a bit bookish) Jon fell in love with Ygritte who was good with a bow. Ramsay uh...uses Myranda who seems decent with a bow. Ygritte was killed by someone who Jon considered an ally. Myranda was killed by someone he considered his slave. Jon has his direwolf Ghost. Ramsay has his bitches. Ned had Theon as a hostage, treated him well, and Theon turned on the Starks. Roose had Theon as a hostage, treated him poorly, and Theon turned on the Boltons. Theon is a traitor at heart. Ha! |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 25, 2015 20:51:55 GMT
We should also add that Jon's dad died for his stupidness. Roose is still alive. Plus he's a White Walker. I was thinking the other day how the Boltons are the evil Starks. Think about it. There are a lot of similarities and contrasts between the two. Ned had a good friend (Robert) who brought him into a bad situation, his friend died and then Ned died. Roose had a non-friend (Robb, similarly named) who brought him into a bad situation, he killed his non-friend and he is still alive. Ned never told Jon Snow about his mother, which probably reveals about how much of a special snowflake Jon is. Jon dies. Roose tells Ramsay about his mother, which reveals how utterly common he is. Ramsay lives. Ned seems to appreciate Jon and includes him as part of the family. Roose has no choice; Ramsay is all he has...for now. Ned lets Cat treat Jon like the biggest third wheel ever, because of her irrational fear that Jon will try to usurp her own kids. Roose makes sure Ramsay is nice to Walda despite the fact that Walda's kid could be a threat to Ramsay. Jon may be the product of rape (probably not). Ramsay most certainly is. Jon lived a life of privilege. Ramsay had to climb the latter. (Okay, this is bookRamsay. Sue me!) Jon has a sword with his sigil on it given to him by a father figure. Ramsay's father figure (and real father) has his own flayed man sword and shows no interest in giving it to Ramsay. Ned married a beautiful woman from the Riverlands for political reasons. He grew to love her. Roose married a BBW from the Riverlands for political reasons. They have great sex. (again a bit bookish) Jon fell in love with Ygritte who was good with a bow. Ramsay uh...uses Myranda who seems decent with a bow. Ygritte was killed by someone who Jon considered an ally. Myranda was killed by someone he considered his slave. Jon has his direwolf Ghost. Ramsay has his bitches. Ned had Theon as a hostage, treated him well, and Theon turned on the Starks. Roose had Theon as a hostage, treated him poorly, and Theon turned on the Boltons. Theon is a traitor at heart. Ha! Wow. This is really good analysis. I also like how the Bolton's theme in the show is like "bastardized" version of the Stark theme. Also, SNOWBOWL!!! |
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