Non-Spoiler Season 6 Thread

Obviously, don't tell me if I'm right/wrong about any of that, you spoiler addicts.

HYPE TEASED IN THE NEW TRAILER!

So another awesome trailer from the HBO marketing team. I love the somber tone they strike this year, reflecting on everything that's been lost up until now. The first moments of the trailer show us Jon's corpse at the wall, Jaime's ship returning to King's Landing with Cersei's second dead child, Melisandre admitting failure and Davos lamenting at her news. Even Ramsay looks devastated at what must be his loss of Reek. Jorah is desperate to find his Queen, and Dany is dirty and shackled, walking in the Khalasar.

The High Sparrow's words remind us of how much the power has shifted for almost everybody, and how unstable things are right now. It's at that moment we see Kraken banners flowing in the wind. Perhaps a Kingsmoot is at hand? The trailer has an amazing tonal shift when Lancel confronts Cersei and it appears that she is unleashes Ser Robert Strong on him. Who thought that the first season 6 trailer would give Cersei the best fist-pump moment of them all? I never thought I'd be rooting for her so much, but when she says "I choose violence!" I couldn't help but swell with hype.

After that things get hectic and it's harder to suss out the context of the flashes of violence and drama, a volley of arrows is loosed into the air, an iron gate explodes inwards, an Iron Islander(Euron?) is baptized, a row of Unsullied slam their shields on the ground. It's all very exciting. There's an epic shot of a knight twirling two swords above his shoulders, could this be a Tower of Joy flashback? We also see the return of Bran who comes face to face with the Night's King! Wow. Then the trailer ends with Davos promising a bit of violence in protest of something unholy about to go down.

I know ASOIAF and GOT are not Disney fairy tales, but I hope they stay away from necrophilia at least.

Wouldn't that leave bestiality as the only taboo not touched? Season 7 should be interesting.

I forgot about that until now. 

But how would Mel have sex with a corpse?  Unless Jon had an erection when he died.  I know he was excited to see Benjen again, but that's a bit much! 

Well we could probably go back to every previous trailer and find some type of misleading edit.  All we know is that Mel gets nekkid this season, which is not unusual.  And to be fair, some of her sorcery in past seasons has been oversexualized, but some of her nude scenes(season 4) weren't sexual at all.  Not sure how Jon will be brought to life.  In the show they took out the kiss of life and had Thoros do a little prayer, which was kind of underwhelming and not very dramatic.  Maybe they will overcompensate and have Mel do some crazy shit while naked.  Or maybe she'll fail and the Night's King will bring him back, after all, the show made a point of showing he has that ability in season 5.