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Post by Deleted on Apr 23, 2015 11:58:46 GMT
This is not that crazy though, is it? Given what Dany saw in the HotU. Even though it's not something I subscribe to myself (IMO he's just a mid-series distraction), the imagery conjured up is very Others-like. IMO, at least. Well, the show confirmed that we already have a Night's King. He might take Stannis's sword after the battle, but no Stannis will not be the next Night's King. It fights against all his personal values and opinions. How does a man turn into the Night's king anyway? You're probably right. It's just not something I would rule out, even with the Night's King being on the show already. For all we know D&D have just decided to cut the story that leads to Stannis becoming the NK.
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Post by Paid Debt Lannister on Apr 29, 2015 3:58:53 GMT
Roose being a secret undead Ned still alive (wtf???) Cersei and Jaime are secret Targs Euron = Daario Mirri Maz Durr was sent by the Masters to kill Drogo (why? And who are "the Maesters"?)
And I'm embarassed for believing 1% possible that Stannis will become an Other (due to Dany's vision). At least it's the only theory I kind of believe that was mentioned here
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Post by suestorm on May 1, 2015 20:33:57 GMT
craziest one I believe is that Mel is the daughter of BR and Shiera.
Craziest/stupidest one I don't believe is that Dany grew up in Dorne and not Braavos.
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Post by Deleted on May 2, 2015 14:38:21 GMT
Craziest/stupidest one I don't believe is that Dany grew up in Dorne and not Braavos. You mean you actually believe that Mance is Rhaegar, that Syrio Forell is a Faceless Man who died in place of Ned and that Varys is Joffrey's mother?
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Post by Paid Debt Lannister on May 4, 2015 15:00:35 GMT
Craziest/stupidest one I don't believe is that Dany grew up in Dorne and not Braavos. You mean you actually believe that Mance is Rhaegar, that Syrio Forell is a Faceless Man who died in place of Ned and that Varys is Joffrey's mother? Varys is Joffrey's mother?
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Post by Deleted on May 4, 2015 16:24:40 GMT
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Post by Paid Debt Lannister on May 4, 2015 22:42:13 GMT
"Varys is the younger, more beautiful queen"
"Lady Varys"
"She"
This made my day, thank you so very much.
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Post by day dreamer on May 6, 2015 2:34:34 GMT
Lightbringer being the Night's Watch. Crazy, or plausible?
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Post by Deleted on May 6, 2015 14:21:38 GMT
My least favourite type of theory are the "X isn't actually the son/daughter of Y and Z like we thought!!" Soooo irritating! Why can't people just be who the story says they are? Why do they have to have secret parents? The only acceptable one here is Jon. Daenerys being the daughter of Bonifer Hasty instead of Aerys Targaryen Tyrion being the son of Aerys Targaryen instead of Tywin Lannister Jaime and Cersei being the twins of Aerys Targaryen instead of Tywin Lannister Sansa being the daughter of Littlefinger ( )
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Post by Deleted on May 6, 2015 14:37:59 GMT
My least favourite type of theory are the "X isn't actually the son/daughter of Y and Z like we thought!!" Soooo irritating! Why can't people just be who the story says they are? Why do they have to have secret parents? The only acceptable one here is Jon. Daenerys being the daughter of Bonifer Hasty instead of Aerys Targaryen What?Tyrion being the son of Aerys Targaryen instead of Tywin Lannister This is my most hated theory and there is no way to prove it realJaime and Cersei being the twins of Aerys Targaryen instead of Tywin Lannister could be but just noSansa being the daughter of Littlefinger ( ) WHAT THE FUCK
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Post by Deleted on May 6, 2015 14:40:05 GMT
The best thing about Varys if Joffrey's mother theory is that it says Possible Crackpot on the title.
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Post by 7timesdamnedshewolf on May 7, 2015 7:45:51 GMT
Yay, other people who hate the Tyrion Targ theory. I also hate every crack theory about Syrio being alive, the show should have inserted a shot of his severed head on a spike in the s1 finale. He wasn't mentioned in Sansa's PoV in the book just because she had no idea who he was. Stannis becoming the Night's King. :eyeroll: This is not that crazy though, is it? Given what Dany saw in the HotU. Even though it's not something I subscribe to myself (IMO he's just a mid-series distraction), the imagery conjured up is very Others-like. IMO, at least. He casts no shadow because his shadow was busy killing Renly and Cortnay Penrose in Clash, and his eyes are blue because his eyes are blue. If his blue eyes were the source of the glow, that'd be Other-like, but glowing like sunset should be describing the sword.
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Post by evenstar on May 14, 2015 3:52:46 GMT
From the GoT Jokes? thread:
So, Benjen, Coldhands, Daario and Euron walk into a bar He orders a drink
Hilarious. I think at this point I have seen every possible combo of Daario=Euron="insert whatever male character here"=Benjen=Vic=CH. Jaime is Azor Ahai Reborn. I liked that one. A lot of effort to fit the square pieces into the round peg went into that theory.
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Post by arthucus on May 25, 2015 5:37:02 GMT
I like he theory that dragon glass is actually dragon shit. Just keep your dragon well fed and stockpile laxatives, and can turn the battle against the Others into a WWII-style bombing raid.
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Post by Enid on May 25, 2015 18:53:38 GMT
Cersei is Gendry's mother was kinda popular for a while, all based on the fact that Gendry's mom was blonde. I remember people trying to explain why Cersei would have Robert's child, why and how she hid the pregnancy, why she would send her son to Flea Bottom, and why would she send the gold cloaks to kill him.
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Post by Deleted on May 25, 2015 22:48:48 GMT
Cersei is Gendry's mother was kinda popular for a while, all based on the fact that Gendry's mom was blonde. I remember people trying to explain why Cersei would have Robert's child, why and how she hid the pregnancy, why she would send her son to Flea Bottom, and why would she send the gold cloaks to kill him. I don't think I could cope with two secret heirs in one story. Jon being the Targaryen heir is enough. Gendry being the Baratheon heir would be too much!
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Post by Deleted on May 26, 2015 9:26:46 GMT
I laughed a lot reading this thread, I knew about most of them, but Varys being Joffrey's mother, WTF. (rofl)
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Post by Deleted on Jun 3, 2015 22:10:48 GMT
Have I mentioned Hodor raping Cat with the aftermath being Rickon?
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Post by Deleted on Jun 4, 2015 4:45:04 GMT
Have I mentioned Hodor raping Cat with the aftermath being Rickon? Sigh.. this fancommunity is sick.. I would love to hear the "evidence" on this one.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 4, 2015 9:31:41 GMT
Have I mentioned Hodor raping Cat with the aftermath being Rickon? Sigh.. this fancommunity is sick.. I would love to hear the "evidence" on this one. I recall it was that Rickon is unruly and wild...
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