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Post by barristanwhitebeard on Feb 16, 2016 12:27:36 GMT
Some lines that always crack me up on my rewatchs (no matter how many times I have heard them before).
“Born amidst salt and smoke… is he a ham?”- Renly Baratheon
“Grand Maester Pycelle made that same joke. You must be proud to be as funny as a man whose balls brush his knees.” – Tyrion
"What the f*cks a Lommy?". - The Hound
"The dwarf lives until we find a cock merchant" - Malko
"The fuck you looking at?"- Wun Wun.
So what are yours?
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Post by Deleted on Feb 16, 2016 13:18:25 GMT
"The Lysa Arryn of chairs" is the first thing that comes to my mind.  |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 16, 2016 14:47:59 GMT
“When I was twelve, I milked my eel into a pot of turtle stew. I flogged the one-eyed snake, I skinned my sausage, I made the bald man cry, into the turtle stew! Which I do believe my sister ate, at least I hope she did.” – Tyrion
“I understand that if anymore words come pouring out your cunt mouth, I’m going to have to eat every fucking chicken in this room.” – The Hound
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Post by Deleted on Feb 16, 2016 17:05:25 GMT
This is an outrageous one and the character in question deserved to be slapped in the face, but...
"They can write a ballad about us - The War For Cersei's Cunt." - Jaime
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Post by Admin on Feb 16, 2016 17:10:41 GMT
“When I was twelve, I milked my eel into a pot of turtle stew. I flogged the one-eyed snake, I skinned my sausage, I made the bald man cry, into the turtle stew! Which I do believe my sister ate, at least I hope she did.” – Tyrion “I understand that if anymore words come pouring out your cunt mouth, I’m going to have to eat every fucking chicken in this room.” – The Hound For a moment I thought the tab that was opened was Confessions and I got startled at your first words |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 16, 2016 18:03:33 GMT
"You want the good girl, but need the bad pussy."
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Post by Deleted on Feb 17, 2016 0:23:45 GMT
"I've been sitting here for days. Start the damn joust before I piss myself." - Robert
"Yes, all Lannisters are lions. And when a Tyrell farts, it smells like a rose." - Olenna
"Give me ten good men and some climbing spikes. I’ll impregnate the bitch.” – Bronn
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Post by barristanwhitebeard on Feb 17, 2016 0:58:33 GMT
"You want the good girl, but need the bad pussy." That line almost made me develop eye rolling induced blindness |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 17, 2016 1:07:44 GMT
Sadly I found their fight scene even more cringe inducing than that line.   |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 17, 2016 1:27:25 GMT
"You want the good girl, but need the bad pussy." That line almost made me develop eye rolling induced blindness I can see why you chose that avatar.  |
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Post by barristanwhitebeard on Feb 17, 2016 1:53:22 GMT
Sadly I found their fight scene even more cringe inducing than that line. Oh! Don't remind me THAT. Somehow, one of the best shows in the history of TV turned itself into five minutes of a bad episode of Xena The Warrior Princess. Luckily, it seems that we'll be Sand Snakes-free for most of Season 6  |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 17, 2016 16:36:19 GMT
Sadly I found their fight scene even more cringe inducing than that line. Just look at Tyene. This looks so awkward. |
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Post by Admin on Feb 18, 2016 12:05:50 GMT
Sadly I found their fight scene even more cringe inducing than that line. To be fait Crazy 88 in Kill Bill did the same shit, but at least they were supposed to be ridiculous  |
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Post by day dreamer on Feb 20, 2016 4:37:24 GMT
"It's Jaime fucking Lannister."
"Fewer."
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Post by Madeleine on Feb 20, 2016 12:55:27 GMT
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Post by day dreamer on Feb 20, 2016 21:24:43 GMT
"There's no cure for being a cunt."
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Post by day dreamer on Feb 22, 2016 8:03:14 GMT
"Bronn, the next time Ser Meryn speaks, kill him."
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Post by Deleted on Feb 22, 2016 19:16:34 GMT
"I'd imagine you're familiar with the procedure."
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