Post by Nezzer on Sept 24, 2015 1:47:50 GMT
Sept 15, 2015 18:12:25 GMT @rooseisazorhai said:
FACTS ABOUT ROOSE BOLTONRoose Bolton ended the pretensions of the traitor boy king Robb Stark in a spectacular fashion.
Demolished the army of Northern savages.
Where Edmure was shamelessly bullied, Roose was given a pat on the back by Robb Stark.
Best parent in the Westeros.
Understands Ramsay's special needs and doesn't chide or judge him for his amusements.
Married a fat girl. Not a fat shamer.
Makes ample use of leeches to provide employment to lowborns like Chett's father.
Cut out the tongue of Ramsay's uncle who slut shamed Ramsay's widowed mother for a little affair.
Health conscious.
Eats Prunes.
Hunted wolves in Riverlands to save the people from the maneaters.
Restored Winterfell.
He will kill the cliche main male character.
Hopes to restore Theon "I will kill children so people don't laugh at me" Greyjoy to his rightful Seastone chair despite Theon being his enemy. Such benevolence!
Gifted livestock to Ramsay.
Silences the filthy drunken rapist Greatjon with a look.
Performed admirably against Tywin without any cavalry. Nearly killed Tyrion.
Sent the angry Robett Glover to let off some steam near Duskendale. The fool managed to kill all of his men.
In an act of heartbreaking loyalty to the true king Robert Baratheon, he torched castle Darry which was a den of filthy Targaryen supporters.
Against overwhelming odds and surrounded by backstabbing faithless northlords, he is trying to save the godswood of Winterfell from Melisandre's fires.
He is not a man to be undone.
Tried his best to not bother Rickard Stark.
Sent Jaime's message to the boy king.
Lives near a volcano.
Took revenge upon the Starks for killing his ancestors despite the godawful plot armour of Starks.
Wisely counseled his king to slit the traitor false knight Barristan Selmy's throat. You know what they say about knights, if the knight will betray his king for you today, he will betray you for someone. Proving Roose's fears right, Selmy shamelessly turned his cloak before Robert's bones were buried.
Rejects the hypocrisy of knighthood.
Employs Steelshanks Walton.
Took in and cared for his bastard.
Unlike men like Oberyn Martell who steal children from their mothers after sleeping then slapping them, Roose cares for all women he sleeps with.
Loves his horses. Still fondly remembers his beloved courser after all these days.
Married into the family of upstart Freys to shore up alliances for the traitor Robb Stark.
Sense of humour. Selected 'Rains of Castamere' as one of wedding songs.
Raised the lowborn Vargo Hoat to lordship.
Braved the curse of Harrenhal for the boy king.
Wanted the boy king to judge his own son.
Doesn't eat people.
Moved by Cat's motherly anguish over her sons' deaths, ordered Theon flayed and presented Cat a token of vengence.
Continued employing the first Reek even though he stank and stole.
Leeches out his bad blood.
Blessed by gods.
Provides his wife with tarts.
In an act of extraordinary self control that dwarfs a certain Lannister's inhuman and praiseworthy display of nobility of refusing to rape a crying twelve year old girl, Roose refused to rape two beautiful adult women, Dacey and Catelyn.
Didn't fall in the trap set by Tywin for the greenboy.
Grudgingly supports his son's love of nudist women.
Gave his bastard son a personal servant.
Gave his bastard a ring and finery.
Gave justice to Rhaenys, Riverlands and Yoren by feeding Amory Lorch to a bear.
Unlike some of the "good guys" and "heroes", Roose does not kill children.
Rescued Lord Edmure Tully and Lord Walder Frey from Robb Stark who had the mark of beast. Robb turned into a wolf and attacked people at his own uncle's wedding.
I don't actually hate the Show!Boltons as much as I hate the Freys and the Lannisters (except Jaime). I mean, I still wish death and destruction upon their House, but they're at least entertaining, especially Ramsay. 
