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Post by Admin on Jun 4, 2015 21:12:05 GMT
The worst for me is when George writes about breasts "before her nipples could betray her" Whose chapter was that? ASOS chapter when Dany was kissed by Jorah
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Post by Deleted on Jun 4, 2015 21:14:14 GMT
Oh my god, I was just talking with a friend about how instead of critiquing GRRM for being sexist or misogynist we should be critiquing him for writing terrible sex scenes. I was thinking of "fat pink mast." But good lord, those nipples are funny too.
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Post by Enid on Jun 4, 2015 21:14:59 GMT
Let's be honest here, sexy writing is not for GRRM, myrish swamp anyone? or Arianne's big, dark nipples?
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Post by Deleted on Jun 4, 2015 21:17:16 GMT
He really has a fixation, that's for sure.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 4, 2015 21:36:32 GMT
Let's be honest here, sexy writing is not for GRRM, myrish swamp anyone? or Arianne's big, dark nipples? And Tyrion's dick according to Sansa looks like a purple onion.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 4, 2015 23:22:46 GMT
I think it's going to be a big ending this season. I'm terrified about FTW the closer we get to it.
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Post by day dreamer on Jun 4, 2015 23:54:38 GMT
There could be an entire thread devoted to questionable shit GRRM writes. Mainly about sex.
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Post by King Tommen on Jun 4, 2015 23:59:53 GMT
My working theory is that they will play out FTW and it will be revealed that Jon's body is actually a glamoured Mance. Then Melisandre will show up and rip off her face Scooby-Doo style and show that she was Jon all along. Then Wun Wun will disrobe to show that he was Jojen walking around on stilts. All three of them will approach each other smiling and then jump up in the air for a high five, the show will freeze frame as "Walking on Sunshine" plays over the credits.
A lot of my working theories are developed when I get high.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 5, 2015 0:00:59 GMT
Very solid theory. But no faceless men? And where is Lady Stoneheart in all this?
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Post by Deleted on Jun 5, 2015 0:02:12 GMT
My working theory is that they will play out FTW and it will be revealed that Jon's body is actually a glamoured Mance. Then Melisandre will show up and rip off her face Scooby-Doo style and show that she was Jon all along. Then Wun Wun will disrobe to show that he was Jojen walking around on stilts. All three of them will approach each other smiling and then jump up in the air for a high five, the show will freeze frame as "Walking on Sunshine" plays over the credits. A lot of my working theories are developed when I get high. Very creative.
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Post by Paid Debt Lannister on Jun 5, 2015 1:19:18 GMT
My working theory is that they will play out FTW and it will be revealed that Jon's body is actually a glamoured Mance. Then Melisandre will show up and rip off her face Scooby-Doo style and show that she was Jon all along. Then Wun Wun will disrobe to show that he was Jojen walking around on stilts. All three of them will approach each other smiling and then jump up in the air for a high five, the show will freeze frame as "Walking on Sunshine" plays over the credits. A lot of my working theories are developed when I get high. I have so much more respect for you now, good Ser
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Post by Admin on Jun 5, 2015 14:06:26 GMT
My working theory is that they will play out FTW and it will be revealed that Jon's body is actually a glamoured Mance. Then Melisandre will show up and rip off her face Scooby-Doo style and show that she was Jon all along. Then Wun Wun will disrobe to show that he was Jojen walking around on stilts. All three of them will approach each other smiling and then jump up in the air for a high five, the show will freeze frame as "Walking on Sunshine" plays over the credits. A lot of my working theories are developed when I get high.Finally an explanation
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Post by evenstar on Jun 6, 2015 5:25:59 GMT
My working theory is that they will play out FTW and it will be revealed that Jon's body is actually a glamoured Mance. Then Melisandre will show up and rip off her face Scooby-Doo style and show that she was Jon all along. Then Wun Wun will disrobe to show that he was Jojen walking around on stilts. All three of them will approach each other smiling and then jump up in the air for a high five, the show will freeze frame as "Walking on Sunshine" plays over the credits. A lot of my working theories are developed when I get high. It's pretty solid. I'd watch that.
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Post by Admin on Jun 7, 2015 18:03:14 GMT
Given what happens in 5x09 what the hell can happen to top that shit?!
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Post by Deleted on Jun 7, 2015 18:12:59 GMT
Given what happens in 5x09 what the hell can happen to top that shit?!
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Post by Zadeth on Jun 7, 2015 18:23:46 GMT
Given what happens in 5x09 what the hell can happen to top that shit?! It would have to be a cumulation of: Lady S toneheart Cersi demanding a trial by combat Pink letter and FTW, seemingly Shireen was for nothing. Arya's revenge on Meryn playing out Brienne rescuing Sansa perhaps
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Post by Deleted on Jun 7, 2015 18:26:54 GMT
Cleganebowl Unconfirmed.
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Post by Zadeth on Jun 7, 2015 18:41:41 GMT
Cleganebowl Unconfirmed. If we don't get LSH in the show no way we will get Cleganebowl. We didn't even get Quiet Isle with Brienne and Pod.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 7, 2015 18:46:13 GMT
Who does Arya call "no one" in the promo?
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Post by Deleted on Jun 7, 2015 20:38:53 GMT
Cleganebowl Unconfirmed. If we don't get LSH in the show no way we will get Cleganebowl. We didn't even get Quiet Isle with Brienne and Pod. They're going to cast Septon Meribald in season 6. Your skepticism has reinforced my beliefs. Fucking Confirmed!!
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